A tomcat was heard running up and down the alley for hours.
A neighbor called his owner and asked what was happening.
The owner said, "Well, I had him fixed today,
and he's going around canceling all his engagements."

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this."
Anonymous

"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong,
always try to make it look like the dog did it."
Author unknown

1st Woman: My cat thinks it's a chicken.
2nd Woman: Why don't you take it to the vet?
1st Woman: We need the eggs.